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05-16-07, 07:14 PM #1
Anyone recognize themselves?
>>The Sensitive Man
>>>A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
>>>leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around
>>>his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely
>>>filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>>>There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
>>>cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the
entire
>>>wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
>>>arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought
he
>>>had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along
the
>>>bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf,
>>>and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She
>>>found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
a
>>>collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
actually
>>>is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
>>>They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she
>>>finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
>>>Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him
and
>>>kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
>>>They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
her
>>>in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
>>>other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
>>>She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
>>>creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
things
>>>she had never done with any other man.
>>>After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
guy,
>>>they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,
>>>gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The
guy
>>>gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and
>>>says..................... .
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
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05-16-07, 07:19 PM #2
AAHHHHHA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABABAABH AHABHABHABaaa
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05-16-07, 07:21 PM #3
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Hey, it wasn't only Teddy Bears. You could have chosen the stuffed alligator.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-16-07, 07:23 PM #4
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05-16-07, 07:25 PM #5
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And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-16-07, 07:29 PM #6
You........you sick, cruel man.
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05-16-07, 08:25 PM #7
Don't forget those live fish in the little bowls........oh wait....teddy bears....yeah teddy bears.
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