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    Anyone recognize themselves?

    >>The Sensitive Man
    >>>A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    >>>leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
    around
    >>>his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely

    >>>filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
    >>>There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of
    >>>cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the
    entire
    >>>wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
    >>>arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought
    he
    >>>had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along
    the

    >>>bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
    shelf,

    >>>and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She

    >>>found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
    a
    >>>collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and
    actually
    >>>is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    >>>They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
    she
    >>>finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!

    >>>Maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him
    and
    >>>kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
    >>>They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts
    her
    >>>in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each
    >>>other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
    >>>She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    >>>creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
    things
    >>>she had never done with any other man.
    >>>After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
    guy,

    >>>they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over,

    >>>gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The
    guy

    >>>gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
    and
    >>>says..................... .
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>"Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"

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    AAHHHHHA AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHABABABAABH AHABHABHABaaa

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    Hey, it wasn't only Teddy Bears. You could have chosen the stuffed alligator.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    Hey, it wasn't only Teddy Bears. You could have chosen the stuffed alligator.
    You recognized yourself in this story, didnt you????

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackcamaro8895 View Post
    You recognized yourself in this story, didnt you????

    What? Wait a minute...no. No, I have no idea what she is talking about.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    You........you sick, cruel man.

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    Don't forget those live fish in the little bowls........oh wait....teddy bears....yeah teddy bears.

 

 

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