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05-16-07, 09:20 PM #1
OK everyone notice Dapples newest avatar?Well here is one that "Blondie" sent me
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a Child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note:
"I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM." Signed, "The Blonde."
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag with the cash was the following note: "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
05-16-07, 09:22 PM #2
HEHEHEHEE that was goodhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
05-16-07, 09:32 PM #3
AHHHHHHH HAHA great.....
05-16-07, 09:56 PM #4
this is based on true events
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
05-16-07, 09:58 PM #5
Thats a good one....Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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