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05-17-07, 04:37 AM #1
Bill and Hillary
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first Row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.
One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no"
The agent then says, "Mr.. President, it was an unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates... But begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!
Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ok! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."
With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you !"$@&!&!
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving.
Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.
He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that!
I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"
Noticing that the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first
05-17-07, 04:40 AM #2
Good oneJust because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
05-17-07, 09:29 AM #3
05-17-07, 10:29 AM #4
This joke is a bit old, but maybe in 2009 it will be relevant again (but with the roles reversed)!
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