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    Sportsman's Double

    This is not my story, it was E-mailed to me by a friend from Austrailia.

    A little down under humor.

    I was down at the pub the other night, I had already had a couple of sherbets when I noticed this good looking sort walk in, bit of a stunner for someone who looked as though her 50th had slipped by unnoticed. I ambled over and chatted her up with my normal suave "G'day - wanna midi of suds?"

    Anyway, we got chatting and seemed to be getting on ok, turns out she was 57, but nevertheless we chatted and laughed and joked a bit, even had a bit of a snog...all in good fun mind you. She asked me if I had ever had the Sportsman's double - ya know, a mother & daughter threesome. I thought "Struth mate, you've hit the jackpot here." I said, (nonchalantly) "Nah..never had one of them..." So we had a couple more beers and she said "Tonight's your lucky night!" and we headed off back to her place.

    She opened the front door, flicked on the hall light and yelled upstairs.....

    "Mum, you still awake?"

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    Good one.
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    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    No worries. Old women need love too.
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    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
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    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Didnt see that one coming at all!!!!!




    good one.
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