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    No sex since 1955

    A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
    hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
    extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
    approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
    man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
    "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
    "You know, you should lighten up a little.
    Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
    this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
    everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
    proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
    and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

    The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
    matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
    "I'm not a coward,
    I've just never been tested
    I'd like to think that if I was,
    I would pass"
    ~Mighty Mighty Bosstones~

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    Thats awsome!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Hmm...I wonder if that would work...
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Why don't you try it and report back as to whether it does or not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kay88 View Post
    Why don't you try it and report back as to whether it does or not?
    I'm afraid it wouldn't work for me...if I said no sex since 1955, well, I'm just not old enough to pull that off...I'd have to say something like 2004...and well...that isn't all that long ago
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

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    Good one

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    hahahahahahaha

 

 

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