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05-19-07, 11:47 PM #1
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No sex since 1955
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event
hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said,
"It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said,
"You know, you should lighten up a little.
Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take
this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest
and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now.""I'm not a coward,
I've just never been tested
I'd like to think that if I was,
I would pass"
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05-20-07, 12:09 AM #2
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Thats awsome!
Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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05-20-07, 12:35 AM #3
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Hmm...I wonder if that would work...
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05-20-07, 01:04 AM #4
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Why don't you try it and report back as to whether it does or not?
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05-20-07, 09:17 AM #5
It's empty and cold without you here
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I'm afraid it wouldn't work for me...if I said no sex since 1955, well, I'm just not old enough to pull that off...I'd have to say something like 2004...and well...that isn't all that long ago
Originally Posted by kay88
Why don't you try it and report back as to whether it does or not?
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05-20-07, 11:27 PM #6
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06-13-07, 08:53 AM #7
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LOL
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06-13-07, 09:01 AM #8
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Good one!
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06-13-07, 10:07 PM #9
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06-13-07, 10:48 PM #10
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hahahahahahaha
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