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05-20-07, 01:22 PM #1
Top Ten Things that sound dirty in Golf, but aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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05-20-07, 02:00 PM #3Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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