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    Top Ten Things that sound dirty in Golf, but aren't

    10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

    9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

    7. Look at the size of his putter.

    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

    5. Mind if I join your threesome?

    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

    2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

    1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 213th View Post

    9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

    7. Look at the size of his putter.

    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

    5. Mind if I join your threesome?

    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

    2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

    1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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