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    Your age by eating out!

    YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT


    Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!

    YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

    This is pretty neat.

    DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

    It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...

    Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

    This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat..
    (more than once but less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

    3. Add 5

    4. Multiply it by 50

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
    If you haven't, add 1756.

    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
    You should have a three digit number.

    The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)

    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE

    IT LASTS
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    I think I messed up, I got a neg number. Hmm. Lol.

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    What the.....

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    It worked! I guess this means I done it right!

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    Well..........

    Humm.........
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    I hate math.
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    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    I hate math.
    Con, are you sure the problem isn't your lack of following directions? You have to start with step #1!

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    If it doesnt involve conservation of linear momentum, I hate math.
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    Yep, it worked.

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    umm im not fourty...
    i got the two but not my age...
    math is not my thing
    lol
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    Found blackberry riots and
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    An old skid road
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    Hollows filled with
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    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
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    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    umm im not fourty...
    i got the two but not my age...
    math is not my thing
    lol
    K-9max said DON'T CHEAT; he didn't say you couldn't use your calculator!

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    How it know? I've only been this age for a week.
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimebytes2 View Post
    K-9max said DON'T CHEAT; he didn't say you couldn't use your calculator!

    Worked for me...but I used a calculator
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    umm im not fourty...
    i got the two but not my age...
    math is not my thing
    lol

    Lmao, com'on Goz, "You can dooo it"

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    it lied .... i am notttttt that age , nope no way ... thats my story and im stickin to it .... lol

 

 

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