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05-20-07, 07:00 PM #1
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Your age by eating out!
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat..
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757...
If you haven't, add 1756.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE
IT LASTSYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-20-07, 07:10 PM #2
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I think I messed up, I got a neg number. Hmm. Lol.
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05-20-07, 07:11 PM #3
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What the.....
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05-20-07, 07:40 PM #4
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It worked! I guess this means I done it right!
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05-20-07, 07:45 PM #5
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Well..........
Humm.........Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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05-20-07, 08:12 PM #6
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I hate math.
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05-20-07, 08:20 PM #7
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Con, are you sure the problem isn't your lack of following directions? You have to start with step #1!
Originally Posted by conalabu
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05-20-07, 08:30 PM #8
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If it doesnt involve conservation of linear momentum, I hate math.
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05-20-07, 08:36 PM #9
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05-20-07, 09:05 PM #10
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05-21-07, 08:26 AM #11
Did you press the power button?
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05-21-07, 09:27 AM #12
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umm im not fourty...
i got the two but not my age...
math is not my thing
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05-21-07, 10:16 AM #13
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05-21-07, 11:51 AM #14
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K-9max said DON'T CHEAT; he didn't say you couldn't use your calculator! Originally Posted by gozling
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05-21-07, 12:01 PM #15
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How it know? I've only been this age for a week.
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05-25-07, 10:08 AM #16
uh huh..suuure
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Originally Posted by Crimebytes2
K-9max said DON'T CHEAT; he didn't say you couldn't use your calculator! 
Worked for me...but I used a calculator
Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.
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05-25-07, 11:21 AM #17
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Originally Posted by gozling
Lmao, com'on Goz, "You can dooo it"
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-25-07, 11:37 AM #18
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it lied .... i am notttttt that age , nope no way ... thats my story and im stickin to it .... lol
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