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05-21-07, 11:08 PM #1
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Be A Patriot
Mark Your Calendar For Next Saturday As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Or Al Quaeda Male To See Any Woman, Other Than His Wife, Naked And That He Must Commit Suicide If He Does.
So This Saturday At 4 P.m. Eastern Time All American Women Are Asked To Walk Out Of Their Houses Completely Naked To Help Weed Out Any Neighborhood Terrorists.
Circling Your Block For One Hour Is Recommended For This Anti-terrorist Effort. All Men Are To Position Themselves In Lawn Chairs In Front Of Their House To Prove They Are Not Taliban Or Al Quaeda, And To Demonstrate That They Think It's Okay To See Nude Women Other Than Their Wives And To Show Support For All American Women.
And Since The Taliban And Al Queda Also Do Not Approve Of Alcohol, A Cold 6-pack At Your Side Is Further Proof Of Your Anti-terrorist Sentiment. For Good Measure, Have Various Pork Products Cooking On Your Bbq Grill. The American Government Appreciates Your Efforts To Root Out Terrorists And Applauds Your Participation In This Anti-terrorist Activity.
God Bless America.
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05-22-07, 12:10 AM #2
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I strongly support your very patriotic idea and will proudly participate.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-22-07, 12:17 AM #3
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Count me in,
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-22-07, 12:44 AM #4
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I am posting in a patriotic manner, even as we speak!
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or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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05-22-07, 03:23 AM #5
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Alright Im in too
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05-22-07, 04:38 AM #6
I'm Bi-WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm game. But just for you dave me and matt wolfe are gonna strip down to our lovely's and run by your house.
Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
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05-22-07, 06:58 AM #7
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05-22-07, 07:28 AM #8
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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I will do what I can for my country
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We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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05-22-07, 07:43 AM #9
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05-22-07, 07:49 AM #10
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05-22-07, 08:34 AM #11
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I'll do it, but you'll all regret it and will probably want to poke your eyes out with the grill fork and grill them.
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05-22-07, 09:40 AM #12
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This is a great country.
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05-22-07, 09:42 AM #13
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I'm willing to do my part for the good of the country.
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05-22-07, 10:01 AM #14
Did you press the power button?
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My country needs me, so I must.
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05-22-07, 10:21 AM #15
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Can we make it the following Saturday???? I wont be in the US this Saturday!!!!! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......... ....Pretty Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
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" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
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Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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05-22-07, 10:55 AM #16
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Just for BigDawg, I say we conudct this operation multiple times; perhaps every Saturday in the summer months.
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The things we do for our country. God Bless America.
"Stupid should hurt."
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05-22-07, 12:41 PM #17
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Thanks Hannibal..........God Bless America!!
"An Unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." Jeff Cooper
Some people are meant to be the police......Some people are meant to call the police!!!
"Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it."
-Ronald Reagan
" I believe that forgiving them (Terrorist) is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting."
General Norman Schwartzkopf
Not all Muslims are Terrorists, but all Terrorists are Muslim.
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The statements posted by BigDawg DO NOT reflect the opinions, views, policies, or procedures of the author's employing agency. These statements are the personal opinions of BigDawg only, thereby releasing my agency of any liability, or involvement in anything posted under the user name of BigDawg. The opinions expressed by BigDawg are protected by the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. BigDawg’s messages are intended to invoke thought and discussion among the "Officer Resources" forum community and may not necessarily reflect the opinion of the author. BigDawg’s posts and any attachments are intended for an adult audience (18+) and may contain strong language, sexual content, nudity, violence, and may be graphic in nature. Some material may be considered offensive; reader discretion is advised. Please note that many of BigDawg’s posts are intended for entertainment value only. BigDawg’s posts are not intended to be used where prohibited by law. Furthermore, BigDawg's posts, and any attachments, may contain information covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. 2510-2521, and is confidential and proprietary in nature. If you are not the intended recipient, please be advised that you are legally prohibited from retaining, using, copying, distributing, or otherwise disclosing this information in any manner.
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No doubt, with all of LEF's help, this great country shall prevail!
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