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    The Flattened Frog

    The Flattened Frog

    There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
    down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

    He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.
    When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
    boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to
    have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
    money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

    The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to
    come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
    he liked. He said, "I heard all the men talking about
    having to get shots after making love with Amber.
    THAT'S the girl I want."

    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
    to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
    room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging
    the squashed frog behind him.

    Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
    paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam
    stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
    the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

    He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents
    are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at
    home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-
    sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond
    of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that
    I just caught.

    When Mom and Dad get back, Dad willtake the
    baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the
    baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.

    Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he
    and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will
    catch it.
    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
    milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom,
    and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch
    that ran over my frog."
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

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    So, that was how I got...


    never mind.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by conalabu View Post
    So, that was how I got...


    never mind.
    So your the one,
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

    As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked, Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!

 

 

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