The Flattened Frog

**k-9max** · 05-21-07, 11:42 PM

The Flattened Frog

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking
down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came to a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little
boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to
have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, what the hell, so she told him to
come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls
he liked. He said, "I heard all the men talking about
having to get shots after making love with Amber.
THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money
to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first
room on the right. He headed down the hall, dragging
the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog,
paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam
stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at
home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-
sitter will have sex with me because she's very fond
of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that
I just caught.

When Mom and Dad get back, Dad willtake the
baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the
baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he
and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will
catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the
milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom,
and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch
that ran over my frog."