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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    My son has some stick on spongebob tattoos. If I slap a big Patrick or Squidward on my arm, what'll that get me? LOL
    A swift kick right in the kisser. AHHH HAHAAH I just cant picture you with a spongebob tat. I think maybe The Little Mermaid would suit you better. JKJKJKJK

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackcamaro8895 View Post
    A swift kick right in the kisser. AHHH HAHAAH I just cant picture you with a spongebob tat. I think maybe The Little Mermaid would suit you better. JKJKJKJK
    So she says to one of the guys that could easily determine her fate.............MWAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA....cough cough...MWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
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    There is a lot of talking but not much showing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pudge113 View Post
    So she says to one of the guys that could easily determine her fate.............MWAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA....cough cough...MWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackcamaro8895 View Post
    Oh no...that pouty shit won't work with me. I have kids.....and it doesn't work with them either....well, err, most of the time. LOL

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    what morals Con? Come on and just show us the tats already. Geesh! BTW....am I Heckel or Jeckel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lo523 View Post
    There is a lot of talking but not much showing!
    yeah i have to agree...Not enough skin damn it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    what morals Con? Come on and just show us the tats already. Geesh! BTW....am I Heckel or Jeckel?
    I ain't cheap and easy. This is quid pro quo time. I need value for value. I ain't asking for nobody to post nothing risque. PM me, or post it if you are brave.



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    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Down South its called 'put up, or shut up'...

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    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

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    That came out a little bigger than I thought. Sorry.
    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    I'm the most boring, I have zero Tats, and Zero Piercings.

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    OK Con....come on..you are not cheap or easy.....now now now who do you think you are talking to? Perhaps not the cheap part but the easy.......
    I cant do quid pro quo since all I have are freckes and pierced ears.
    Put up or shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizzy View Post
    OK Con....come on..you are not cheap or easy.....now now now who do you think you are talking to? Perhaps not the cheap part but the easy.......
    I cant do quid pro quo since all I have are freckes and pierced ears.
    Put up or shut up.


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    There will be no boobie showing in here! Sorry LF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxxymomma50 View Post
    There will be no boobie showing in here! Sorry LF!
    Notice she said, "in here"...


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