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    My hat

    A man spent many days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a replacement hat from the rack at the front door.

    On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the Ten Commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out, he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister.

    "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. but after hearing your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I changed my mind."

    The minister said, "Bless you my son, was it when I started to preach "Thou shall not steal" that changed your heart?"

    The man replied, "No, it was that one on adultery. When you started to preach about that, I suddenly remembered where I'd left my hat."

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    lol

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    Nice. lol.
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