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05-24-07, 06:22 PM #1
I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
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You Might Be A Badge Bunny If............
1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects. Example: handcuffs, a gold badge.
2. You are the pursuer in a high speed chase.
3. You think SWAT is a sex game.
4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny.
5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light.
6. You ask the officer for his name and number first.
7. You think handcuffs look better on you than diamonds.
8. You run a red light hoping to get a date.
9. When pulled over, 'you assume the position' before the officer gets to your car.
10. Frisking ? you mean foreplay?
11.You think a traffic citation is a love letter.
12.You dial 911 for phone sex.
13. You join Ladies Who Love Lawmen.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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05-24-07, 06:27 PM #2
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Wha?
Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.
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05-24-07, 06:43 PM #3
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THIS STATEMENT IS ABSOLUTELY USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES OF YOUR TATTS AND/OR PIERCINGS (ESPECIALLY BLACKCAMMAROS')
Originally Posted by Emily
Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
FOLLOW RSA ON TWITTER (IF YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW ME, PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE ON HERE WITH YOUR O/R USERNAME AND TWEET USERNAME SO I'LL KNOW WHO I'M ACCEPTING OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED!)
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
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05-24-07, 06:56 PM #4
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Now what do cuffs and sirens have to do with tattoos and piercings?
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05-25-07, 01:41 AM #5
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Can someone give me some info on this group- like where they meet and what time the meetings let out? Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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05-25-07, 10:01 AM #6
uh huh..suuure
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That's just discrimination! Where do the guys meet who chase after female officers?? I should say..the non fugly ones
Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.
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05-25-07, 11:29 AM #7
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Dang it .... nowwwwwwwww ya tell me that 3,7, and 9,10 are not reality .... can you rework the list and drop those . lol
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05-25-07, 02:13 PM #8
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Can't call them 'badgebunnies' though... have to come up with a more appropriate name... Originally Posted by RPDP44
That's just discrimination! Where do the guys meet who chase after female officers?? I should say..the non fugly ones
Badgeboners?
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
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That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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05-25-07, 02:24 PM #9
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
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"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."
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05-25-07, 02:51 PM #10
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Originally Posted by Emily
Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.
Wow, Why leave us all hanging, tell the rest of the story PLEASE!
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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05-26-07, 11:34 AM #11
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Hahaha It used to but I guess I'm over that part Originally Posted by Emily
Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.
What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.
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05-26-07, 06:37 PM #12
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Collecting badges? Originally Posted by Julia
I'll send ya a PM to let you no when and where at..And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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05-26-07, 08:50 PM #13
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Originally Posted by Julia
I'll send ya a PM to let you no when and where at..
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