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    You Might Be A Badge Bunny If............

    1. Like a fish, you are attracted to bright, shiny objects. Example: handcuffs, a gold badge.

    2. You are the pursuer in a high speed chase.

    3. You think SWAT is a sex game.

    4. Flashing blue and red lights make you horny.

    5. You unbutton your blouse before running the red light.

    6. You ask the officer for his name and number first.

    7. You think handcuffs look better on you than diamonds.

    8. You run a red light hoping to get a date.

    9. When pulled over, 'you assume the position' before the officer gets to your car.

    10. Frisking ? you mean foreplay?

    11.You think a traffic citation is a love letter.

    12.You dial 911 for phone sex.

    13. You join Ladies Who Love Lawmen.
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    Wink Wha?



    Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post

    THIS STATEMENT IS ABSOLUTELY USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES OF YOUR TATTS AND/OR PIERCINGS (ESPECIALLY BLACKCAMMAROS')
    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

    You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
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    Now what do cuffs and sirens have to do with tattoos and piercings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    13. You join Ladies Who Love Lawmen.
    Can someone give me some info on this group- like where they meet and what time the meetings let out?
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    That's just discrimination! Where do the guys meet who chase after female officers?? I should say..the non fugly ones
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    Dang it .... nowwwwwwwww ya tell me that 3,7, and 9,10 are not reality .... can you rework the list and drop those . lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by RPDP44 View Post
    That's just discrimination! Where do the guys meet who chase after female officers?? I should say..the non fugly ones
    Can't call them 'badgebunnies' though... have to come up with a more appropriate name...

    Badgeboners?

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    "Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious."


    "Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post


    Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.

    Wow, Why leave us all hanging, tell the rest of the story PLEASE!
    YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.

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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post


    Lynnz knows what I'm talkin about.
    Hahaha It used to but I guess I'm over that part
    What I say is my opinion, not my employers or that of my academic institution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    I'll send ya a PM to let you no when and where at..
    Collecting badges?
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julia View Post
    I'll send ya a PM to let you no when and where at..

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