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05-24-07, 11:22 PM #1
Conversation over I heard at work
Two male co workers having a "discussion"
I had an interesting experience recently involving an an "older" woman
at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 59. She was drinking quite a bit, and
we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a
"sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.
I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it.
So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly
my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night."
So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we
and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"
05-24-07, 11:23 PM #2
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05-24-07, 11:26 PM #3
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05-24-07, 11:34 PM #4
I think I should have had a man-poon on again cause I think I just shat myself from laughing so hard. Refer to So there I was running... in General topics for the man-poon definition if you don't already know.Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
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05-24-07, 11:39 PM #5
The Question is: So did ya
Thats just not even rightYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
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Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
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05-25-07, 01:11 AM #7
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05-25-07, 02:34 AM #8
Ick. That's just plain nasty.Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
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05-25-07, 02:52 AM #9
So the joke not funny the first time it was posted on the 17th then? Come on Dapples keep up.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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05-25-07, 09:03 AM #10
05-25-07, 10:57 AM #11
That's just wrong! lolLight moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.
05-31-07, 10:23 AM #12
I think I just caused a little prairie dogging in the cubicle farm! I must remember not to laugh so hard!
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05-31-07, 10:53 AM #13
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