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    Conversation over I heard at work



    Two male co workers having a "discussion"


    I had an interesting experience recently involving an an "older" woman
    I met
    at a bar.

    She looked pretty darn HOT for 59. She was drinking quite a bit, and
    while
    we were chatting, she came right out and asked me if I'd ever had a
    "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

    I said no, but she might be able to talk me into it.

    So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth, and looking directly
    into
    my eyes, she tells me, "Tonight's your lucky night."

    So we go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as we
    enter,

    and she shouts upstairs, "Mom! You still awake?"

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    I think I should have had a man-poon on again cause I think I just shat myself from laughing so hard. Refer to So there I was running... in General topics for the man-poon definition if you don't already know.
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    The Question is: So did ya


    Thats just not even right
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    So the joke not funny the first time it was posted on the 17th then? Come on Dapples keep up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    So the joke not funny the first time it was posted on the 17th then? Come on Dapples keep up.
    Are you the redundant post police?
    My bad

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    That's just wrong! lol
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    I think I just caused a little prairie dogging in the cubicle farm! I must remember not to laugh so hard!


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