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    Senility pays

    An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

    Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally."

    On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty-thousand dollars!

    Andy said, "We've got to give it back."

    Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

    The next day, two FBI agents were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"

    Sally said, "No."

    Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."

    Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."

    The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.

    One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."

    Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."

    The other FBI agent turns to her partner and says, "We're outta here."
    Light moves faster than sound. That's why some people look intelligent..until they speak.

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    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

 

 

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