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    A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married
    and just couldn't seem to get enough loving'.

    In the morning, before Homer left the house for the
    fields, they made love. When Homer came back from
    the fields, they made love. After supper, they made
    love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

    The problem was their nooner, it took Homer a half
    hour to travel home and another half hour to return
    to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work
    done.

    Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.

    "Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out
    to the fields with you and when you're in the mood,
    fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's
    signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any
    field time."

    They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a
    while until one day when Homer came back to the
    doctor's office.

    "What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea
    work?"

    "Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in
    the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and
    Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place,
    make love, and then she'd go back home again."

    "Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.


    "Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her
    since hunting season started!"

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