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05-28-07, 07:10 PM #1
A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married
and just couldn't seem to get enough loving'.
In the morning, before Homer left the house for the
fields, they made love. When Homer came back from
the fields, they made love. After supper, they made
love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner, it took Homer a half
hour to travel home and another half hour to return
to the fields and he just wasn't getting enough work
Finally Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your rifle out
to the fields with you and when you're in the mood,
fire off a shot into the air. That will be Darlene's
signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose any
They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a
while until one day when Homer came back to the
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea
"Oh, it worked good," said Homer. "Whenever I was in
the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and
Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a secluded place,
make love, and then she'd go back home again."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her
since hunting season started!"
05-28-07, 08:30 PM #2
oopsHe who has the money, signs the cheques.
He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
He who makes the rules, has the power.
He who has the power, has the money.
05-28-07, 08:34 PM #3
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia
05-28-07, 09:27 PM #4
05-29-07, 12:18 AM #5
Smooth.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
05-29-07, 12:55 AM #6
Haha, good one.Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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