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06-05-07, 04:25 PM #1
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Top 7 reasons not to drink
Which one are you?
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06-05-07, 05:06 PM #2
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AHHHHHHhaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaaa Thank God I'm none of those! Don't get that drunk!
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06-05-07, 05:17 PM #3
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Aw come on, no one ever put a rolled up burning piece of paper in your butt crack?...lol Nah I dont think i've ever been that drunk.
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06-05-07, 05:22 PM #4
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# 1 and #4. A couple of years ago (which, I should add, was about 3 years after I graduated from college and ceased my hard-partying ways), my wife and I went to Brooklyn to see my brother and his wife for the Christmas/New Years holidays. On New Years Eve, I set my party-phasers for fun. Started drinking around 6 or 7 that night. 11:58 PM - went up to the roof of their building to watch some fireworks. 11:59 PM - smoked a cigarette. 12:00 AM - turned ghost white. 12:01 AM - ran back downstairs. 12:02 AM - began throwing up. 12:05 AM - fell asleep with face in toilet. 12:10 AM - curled up on bathroom floor and went to sleep, whilst other party-goers continued to use the bathroom. Oddly enough, that was not even remotely close to the worst New Years I ever had. I hate that holiday.
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06-13-07, 12:36 AM #5
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I would love to tell you . . . but sadly I was too drunk to remember.
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06-13-07, 01:28 AM #6
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LMAO, hahahahahaha
#5, thats awesome.
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06-13-07, 02:07 AM #7
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It's amazing how many threads like this I've missed... That picture goes in my archive.
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06-13-07, 10:29 AM #8
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