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    Caught Napping?

    FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:



    5. " They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen"



    4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."



    3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout....you probably got here just in time."



    2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"



    and the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.....



    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....in Jesus' name, Amen."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDawg View Post
    1. Raise your head slowly and say, "....in Jesus' name, Amen."
    that saved me from many a beating from my pops at church growing up
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    that's funny I like that

 

 

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