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06-06-07, 01:18 PM #1
Bendy not Breaky
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Always Wear Clean Underwear in Public
Better yet, always wear underwear!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under Your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News
comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small
group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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06-06-07, 01:20 PM #2
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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HAAHHAHAHAHAh omg that is funny
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-06-07, 01:53 PM #3
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"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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06-06-07, 02:03 PM #4
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Hilarious!
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06-06-07, 02:06 PM #5
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Hahahaha!!
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06-06-07, 02:06 PM #6
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06-06-07, 02:38 PM #7
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LMFAO Just when it couldnt get any better......AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA
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06-06-07, 04:30 PM #8
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
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06-06-07, 05:05 PM #9
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I heard of this before. Still funny!!!
Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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06-06-07, 05:07 PM #10
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HAHA! Good one!
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06-07-07, 12:40 AM #11
Who?......Me?
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Bahahaha love it!!
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06-07-07, 12:56 AM #12
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hahahaha, i didnt realize my story got out so fast.
by the way, i do wear underwear now.
the stitches only last a couple of weeks.
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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06-07-07, 01:02 AM #13
Bendy not Breaky
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Meanwhile, Virginian is hanging out in Walmart parking lots offering to fix people's cars.
Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.
Do not puff, shade, skew, tailor, firm up, stretch, massage,
or otherwise distort statements of fact.FBI Special Agent Coleen Rowley
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06-07-07, 01:08 AM #14
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i really dont know what i would do if i was caught in that woman's situation.
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