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Thread: Injured Employee
06-06-07, 09:57 PM #1
One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I
accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?"
"They called back!"
06-06-07, 10:12 PM #2Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.
The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
06-06-07, 11:49 PM #3
Oh Lord lol**********************
"I used to care
but now I take a pill for that"
06-07-07, 07:02 AM #4
06-07-07, 09:44 AM #5
He'd mighta been
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