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06-06-07, 08:57 PM #1
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Injured Employee
One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears
bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I
accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what
about the other?"
"They called back!"
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06-06-07, 09:12 PM #2
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The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.
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06-06-07, 10:49 PM #3
Who?......Me?
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06-07-07, 06:02 AM #4
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06-07-07, 08:44 AM #5
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