Results 1 to 5 of 5
06-07-07, 03:54 AM #1
The EU will have English as the official language
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" wil replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kanbe dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
06-07-07, 06:52 AM #2the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
( Baltasar Gracian )
06-07-07, 07:31 AM #3
06-07-07, 07:42 AM #4
That reminds me of my son at school. His language teacher asked me why Duncan wasn't learning German. I said my Dad fought a war so he wouldn't have to.To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!
It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!
06-07-07, 07:45 PM #5
Users Browsing this Thread
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)
By BEK in forum In the NewsReplies: 1Last Post: 04-27-07, 11:10 AM
By Retmilleo909 in forum General TopicsReplies: 21Last Post: 03-17-07, 03:16 PM
By Piggybank Cop in forum In the NewsReplies: 1Last Post: 02-08-07, 02:41 AM
By Willowdared in forum In the NewsReplies: 13Last Post: 01-12-07, 02:11 PM
By Terminator in forum In the NewsReplies: 6Last Post: 12-03-06, 10:39 AM