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    Sportsman's Double

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked okay for a 57-year-old.

    We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

    "What's that?" I asked.

    "It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

    I said, "No."

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

    I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, you still awake?


    EDIT ~ Yes, this is a re-post, sorry, to amend my evil ways I put another little story as a reply.
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    A search might help. That's the THIRD time this joke has been told now!
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



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    Sorry, when I did a search I got this ~

    Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.
    Such is life.

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    Sportsman's Double: Wombat650 Today 08:09 AM by Wombat650 2 3 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes

    Conversation over I heard at work: dapples 05-31-2007 02:53 PM by snuffy2202 13 143 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes

    Sportsman's Double: iso607 05-17-2007 03:19 PM by BigDawg 5 60 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Sportsman's Double: Wombat650 Today 08:09 AM by Wombat650 2 3 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes

    Conversation over I heard at work: dapples 05-31-2007 02:53 PM by snuffy2202 13 143 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes

    Sportsman's Double: iso607 05-17-2007 03:19 PM by BigDawg 5 60 "Police Limit" Comic Strip and Jokes
    Like I said, such is life. I must've mis-spelled it in the search section.

    How about this one then?

    A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them.

    All of a sudden the husband comes home so the wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there.

    Boy - "It's dark here."
    Lover - "Yes it is."
    - I"'ve got a soccer ball."
    - "That's nice."
    - "Do you want to buy it?"
    - "No, thanks."
    - "My dad is outside."
    - "Ok, how much?"
    - "250 dollars."

    After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe.

    Boy - 'It's dark here."
    Lover - "Yes it is."
    - "I've got a soccer cleats."
    Remembering what happened last time, man asks:
    - "How much?"
    - "750 dollars."
    - "Ok."

    After few days, father says to his son:
    - "Lets go and play soccer."
    - "I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats."
    - "How much did you get?"
    - "1000 dollars."
    - "That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess."

    Father takes his son to the church confessional.
    Boy gets in, closes the door and says:
    - "It's dark here."

    Priest:
    - "Don't start with that shit again!!!"

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    Now that's funny.
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.



    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!

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    Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trojan 42 View Post
    Now that's funny.
    I'll be EXTRA careful with the search next time!!

 

 

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