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    Gambling Blonde

    Gambling Blonde
    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
    very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet
    twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
    dice.
    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
    When I play topless."

    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
    yelled, "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
    squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers... ! and the n picked up her
    winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.


    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know..
    I thought you were watching."


    Moral ---

    Not all Southerners are stupid.
    Not all blondes are dumb.

    But, all men..... are men!

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    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    So this is how Dapples always wins at Poker!

 

 

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