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06-07-07, 03:07 PM #1Victor N TN Guest
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
When I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers... ! and the n picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know..
I thought you were watching."
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men!
06-07-07, 03:10 PM #2
lol that was funnyhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
06-07-07, 03:11 PM #3
So this is how Dapples always wins at Poker!
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