Gambling Blonde

[Victor N TN]

Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
When I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and
yelled, "Come on, baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and
squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers... ! and the n picked up her
winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared a each other dumfounded.


Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know..
I thought you were watching."


Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.

But, all men..... are men!

[gozling]

lol that was funny

[Jenna]

So this is how Dapples always wins at Poker!