>A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
>attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at
>his watch for a moment.
>
>The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
>
>"No", he replies, "I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was
>just testing it."
>
>The intrigued woman says, "a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
>about it?"
>
>The cowboy explains,
>
>"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
>
>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
>
>"The woman giggles and replies
>
>"Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
>
>
>The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says,
>
>"Damn thing's an hour fast