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    Kids say the darnest things

    First graders using a bowl of lifesavers relating colors and flavors:

    The children began to say:

    Red......................Cherr y

    Yellow.................Lemon

    Green...................Lime

    Orange.................Orange,

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the it by the color or the flavor.

    'Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh, my God, 'They're ass-holes!'

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    Wise men stand behind me, brave men stand beside me, but only fools stand against me.

    The force that propels you to prevail when you are put to a test of survival will be a mindset that refuses to accept nothing but winning.

    Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.

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    Now that's funny! Out of the mouths of babes!
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

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    yes....glad you liked it

 

 

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