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    The moral

    Once there was a woman who had twin boy babies. She lived WAY out in the woods and was kinda dumb. She did not know many names, so she named both of her kids Horace.

    The woman had to cross a river to get to town, and there was an old man who pushed a raft across the river every day. So the lady took her twins on the raft whenever she needed to go to town.

    On day, while crossing the river, both boys soiled their diapers at the same time. The lady tried to change the diapers, but both babies slipped into the river and drowned.

    What is the moral to be learned?

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    " You lead a horace to water..........
    There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. -- Ernest Hemingway

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    But you can't help their stink?
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    "...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q


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    No . . . .

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    find a different man to push your raft


    or it has something to do with poop...
    watery poop lol
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    LOL ~ no . .

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    Dammit would you just tell us already?!?!
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Dammit would you just tell us already?!?!
    Can't I milk it some more for some cheap posts???

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    Don't shit in your raft....?
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Patience is sometimes better?????????
    Dont live WAY out, dont depend on someone to help you, dont be in-a hurry to change shitty diapers, hell i dunno, tell us already
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    Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Can't I milk it some more for some cheap posts???
    That depends on what you value most... a high post count or not getting negative rep points...
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    The government should invest more in public transportation and childcare assistance for single mothers with learning disabilities, to avert tragedies like this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    The government should invest more in public transportation and childcare assistance for single mothers with learning disabilities, to avert tragedies like this?
    HAHAHAHH ROFLMFAO that is such a YOU answer!!!!
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

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    Don't change Horaces mid stream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEB View Post
    Don't change Horaces mid stream.
    LOL ~ yes, so no more milking this one!!!

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    Totally not worth the build up.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

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    Nope
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Totally not worth the build up.
    I know . . . but I got to milk it for a few cheapies!!!

    I think it was one of the lamest jokes I've heard . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by gozling View Post
    HAHAHAHH ROFLMFAO that is such a YOU answer!!!!
    +1 and a lot funnier than the "joke".
    Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.

 

 

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