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06-10-07, 05:22 AM #1
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The moral
Once there was a woman who had twin boy babies. She lived WAY out in the woods and was kinda dumb. She did not know many names, so she named both of her kids Horace.
The woman had to cross a river to get to town, and there was an old man who pushed a raft across the river every day. So the lady took her twins on the raft whenever she needed to go to town.
On day, while crossing the river, both boys soiled their diapers at the same time. The lady tried to change the diapers, but both babies slipped into the river and drowned.
What is the moral to be learned?
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06-10-07, 12:53 PM #2
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" You lead a horace to water..........
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
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06-10-07, 12:56 PM #3
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But you can't help their stink?
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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06-10-07, 07:45 PM #4
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No . . . .
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06-10-07, 08:49 PM #5
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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find a different man to push your raft
or it has something to do with poop...
watery poop lolhttp://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-10-07, 09:18 PM #6
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LOL ~ no . .
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06-10-07, 10:32 PM #7
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Dammit would you just tell us already?!?!
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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06-10-07, 10:43 PM #8
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Can't I milk it some more for some cheap posts???
Originally Posted by Rhino
Dammit would you just tell us already?!?!
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06-10-07, 10:50 PM #9
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"...but to forget your duck, of course, means you're really screwed." - Gary Larson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
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06-10-07, 11:30 PM #10
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Don't shit in your raft....?
Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
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06-11-07, 12:08 AM #11
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Patience is sometimes better?????????
Dont live WAY out, dont depend on someone to help you, dont be in-a hurry to change shitty diapers, hell i dunno, tell us already
YEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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06-11-07, 12:40 AM #12
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That depends on what you value most... a high post count or not getting negative rep points... Originally Posted by Wombat650
Can't I milk it some more for some cheap posts???
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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06-11-07, 03:16 AM #13
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The government should invest more in public transportation and childcare assistance for single mothers with learning disabilities, to avert tragedies like this?
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06-11-07, 08:04 AM #14
the gene pool could use a little chlorine
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HAHAHAHH ROFLMFAO that is such a YOU answer!!!! Originally Posted by Jenna
The government should invest more in public transportation and childcare assistance for single mothers with learning disabilities, to avert tragedies like this?
http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
But instead
Found blackberry riots and
Desiccated branches
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
Skunk cabbage
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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06-11-07, 08:27 AM #15
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Don't change Horaces mid stream.
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06-11-07, 08:36 AM #16
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LOL ~ yes, so no more milking this one!!! Originally Posted by BEB
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06-11-07, 12:21 PM #17
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Totally not worth the build up.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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06-11-07, 01:46 PM #18
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Nope
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.” -- Ernest Hemingway
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06-11-07, 06:58 PM #19
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I know . . . but I got to milk it for a few cheapies!!! Originally Posted by Rhino
Totally not worth the build up.
I think it was one of the lamest jokes I've heard . .
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06-11-07, 07:27 PM #20
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+1 and a lot funnier than the "joke". Originally Posted by gozling
HAHAHAHH ROFLMFAO that is such a YOU answer!!!!Never approach a bull by the front, a horse from behind, or an idiot from any direction.
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