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    Talking Wife helps cop


    A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

    Man: What's the problem officer?

    Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

    Man: No sir, I was going 65.

    Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

    Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

    (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

    Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

    Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

    Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

    Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

    Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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    NICE!!
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

 

 

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