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    Dog Or Dawg?"

    DOG OR DAWG?"

    To all you dog lovers out there and those who
    understand the difference between Yankees
    and Southerners...

    A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

    (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
    (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Poodle
    (Southern) Circus Dawg

    (Yankee) St. Bernard
    (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The
    Whiskey Dawg"

    (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
    (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

    (Yankee) Beagle
    (Southern) Rabbit Dawg

    (Yankee) Rottweiler
    (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg.
    Good dawg to guard the still.

    (Yankee) Yellow Lab
    (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

    (Yankee) Black Lab
    (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Greyhound
    (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Malinois (Southern) Another kind of
    Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
    (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

    (Yankee) Pekinese
    (Southern) Mop Dawg

    (Yankee) Chinese Crested
    (Southern) Nekkid Dawg

    (Yankee) Dachshund
    (Southern) Wienie Dawg

    (Yankee) Siberian Husky
    (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
    (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

    (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
    (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
    (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any lazy dog
    (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone
    to dog heaven.
    (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had

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    Years ago, I read an article on "How to Talk Southern." the only one I remember is the term "Ad Hoc."

    "If'n I swaller my terbakky, ad hoc a lugee right then an' thar."
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