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06-13-07, 12:31 AM #1
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE
HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER
ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP. GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE
OTHER ON HIS CROTCH. GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST AND SAID: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU
OLD COOT.THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD!!"
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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