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    Find the man in the beans


    According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you can't find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster... extremely slow in reacting, eat way more protein and try some Ginkgo Biloba.

    AND, YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE


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    Are you questioning the manhood of our moderator Beans?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Are you questioning the manhood of our moderator Beans?
    Are you trying to deflect the that you didn't find the man?






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    We all know where to find the Man in Beans. Usually right behind him.
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    Well thats was easy....
    Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!

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    Wombat,, use the word/name Beans with caution. He is in re-hab.
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    As soon as I saw this title I knew it was going to end up with me getting made fun of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al View Post
    Wombat,, use the word/name Beans with caution. He is in re-hab.
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    As soon as I saw this title I knew it was going to end up with me getting made fun of.
    Are you allowed on here since you're in re-hab???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Are you allowed on here since you're in re-hab???
    I am allowed out for short periods to get on LEF!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    I am allowed out for short periods to get on LEF!
    You're lucky my wife isn't in charge at your re-hab.....or you'd have to sneak off when she falls asleep. . . . like me

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    I found him.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    As soon as I saw this title I knew it was going to end up with me getting made fun of.
    It would have been worse if it were in the Squad Room.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    It would have been worse if it were in the Squad Room.
    A lot more fun! Moving this thread to fun and games, fits there better.
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    Well I couldnt find the F'n thing so I guess Im a tard..
    I have a co worker look at it and he points it out to me with in
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    Some thought they had found it when they indeed had not..

    This should be the entrance exam for the Secret Service or something.
    Find the head in 10secs or less and you’re hired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caveman View Post
    Some thought they had found it when they indeed had not..

    This should be the entrance exam for the Secret Service or something.
    Find the head in 10secs or less and you’re hired.
    . . . . LMAO ~ right, you think any current SS Agents could get it in 3 minutes???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    . . . . LMAO ~ right, you think any current SS Agents could get it in 3 minutes???
    They had better! What if the President and Vice-President fall into a vat of beans and they need to be rescued before the Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi) can take their place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    They had better! What if the President and Vice-President fall into a vat of beans and they need to be rescued before the Speaker of the House (Nancy Pelosi) can take their place?
    Then I guess you're screwed over . . . AGAIN!!!

 

 
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