1. " 'Eagle?' I thought you said 'beagle.' "

2. "Boy, I hate it when I get hiccups."

3. "Hey, buddy, we ran out of red, so I used pink."

4. "Two O's in 'Bob,' right?"

5. "I bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

6. "Anything else you want to say? You've got all kinds of room back here."

7. "Oops"

8. "That last customer I had looked kind of dirty, Hope you dont get anything off these needles."