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    Chinese Laundry

    Chinese Laundry

    A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the
    next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so
    the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON
    PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"


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    Does that hit close to home for you, rob?




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