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Thread: Chinese Laundry
06-13-07, 09:13 PM #1
A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the
next collection of soiled clothes: "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so
the following week she enclosed another note: "USE MORE SOAP ON
PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!"
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
06-14-07, 12:20 PM #2
06-14-07, 02:01 PM #3"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History"
"All history becomes subjective; in other words there is properly no history, only biography."
06-14-07, 07:49 PM #4
06-15-07, 04:47 AM #5
I don't care who you are that's funny right there
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