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    Friday Chuckle

    Two elderly residents, an old Marine and a old woman, were sitting alone in
    the lobby of their nursing home one evening, and romance
    was in the air.

    The old Marine looked her over, "I know just what
    you're wanting..."

    "For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in
    that rocking chair."

    The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

    The old Marine continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
    sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
    candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
    life!"

    The old lady still said nothing, but after a few minutes began
    digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill
    and handed it to him.

    "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," smiled the old Marine.

    "Get serious," she replied,

    "Four times in the rocker, handsome."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavriktu View Post
    YOU ARE BAD!!!!
    I know, that's why ya love me

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    Dapps, you and Mav must have a big 'ol rockin chair,,, hee,,, hee
    To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    . . ...move over, I want to use the floor!!!


 

 

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