Friday Chuckle

**dapples** · 06-15-07, 07:20 AM

Two elderly residents, an old Marine and a old woman, were sitting alone in
the lobby of their nursing home one evening, and romance
was in the air.

The old Marine looked her over, "I know just what
you're wanting..."

"For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in
that rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old Marine continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft
sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some
candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your
life!"

The old lady still said nothing, but after a few minutes began
digging down in her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill
and handed it to him.

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," smiled the old Marine.

"Get serious," she replied,

"Four times in the rocker, handsome."