Coffee Break . .

[Tony]

Four cops were discussing how smart their dogs were.

The first was a member of the Collision Reconstruction Unit, who said his dog could do geometry. His dog was named "Tee Square", and he told him to go to the blackboard, and draw a square, a circle, and a triangle, which the dog did with ease.

The Fraud Squad member said he thought his dog was much better. His dog was named "Slide Rule". He told him to fetch a dozen biscuits, and divide them into four even piles, which Slide Rule did without problem.

The Casino Squad member admitted that both were quite good, but he felt that his dog could outperform them. His dog was named "Measure", and he was told to go and get a stubby of beer, and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this without a flaw.

They turned to the Gaming and Vice member, and said "What can your mongrel do?" The G & V called his dog, which was named "Coffee Break" and said to him "Show these guys what you can do."

"Coffee Break" went over and ate the biscuits, drank the beer, pissed on the blackboard, humped the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back, and filed a worker's compensation form, then went on sick leave.

[Roses]

LOL!

[countybear]

[iso607]

Good one.