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06-18-07, 01:49 AM #1
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The owner of a golf course in Gulfport was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Ole Miss and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied,''Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Ole Miss women.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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06-18-07, 02:22 AM #2
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You gotta love a Southern woman!
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