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    Scottish Wedding

    Don't know how well this one will travel, but it made me laugh!


    Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding .

    "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock.
    I've got everythin' organized already - the flowers,the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that! And what's the tartan?"

    "Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white.
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    hahaha.

    That is so funny.
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    LOL- okay- it took me a few minutes- but I finally got it.
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