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06-20-07, 12:14 AM #1
Facts that make you go Hmmmm....
You think you know everything?
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for
Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)************************* ***************************** ****************
Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man."
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Wa lt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
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PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro,� Coca Cola, and� Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
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A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S. president whose name contains all�the letters from the word� "criminal."
(who thinks up this stuff???)
The second?
William Jefferson Clinton
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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Now You Know Everything. Of Importance That Is.
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06-20-07, 12:17 AM #2
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huh. Imagine that.
And Shepards we shall be,
for thee, My Lord, for thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls will it ever be.
In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.
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06-20-07, 12:56 AM #3
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It can be done, but they don't much like it.It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
Minnows and Mountain Dew yield similar results.PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
(minnow bucket broke
)
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06-20-07, 12:58 AM #4
i feel so enlightned
"Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
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06-20-07, 01:11 AM #5
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06-20-07, 02:13 AM #6
Thanks for that, I will sleep so well tonight......and kick myself for not posting it first!!! LOL
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