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    Facts that make you go Hmmmm....

    You think you know everything?

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    The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

    Blood plasma.
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    No piece of paper can be folded in half

    more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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    Donkeys kill more people annually

    than plane crashes or shark attacks.
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    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.
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    Oak trees do not produce acorns
    until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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    The first product to have a bar code

    was Wrigley's gum.
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    The King of Hearts is the only king

    WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
    by eliminating one (1) olive

    from each salad served in first-class.
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    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

    (Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)************************* ***************************** ****************
    Apples, not caffeine,

    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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    Most dust particles in your house are made from

    DEAD SKIN!
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    The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

    So did the first " Marlboro Man."
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    Wa lt Disney was afraid

    OF MICE!
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    PEARLS MELT

    IN VINEGAR!
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    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro,� Coca Cola, and� Budweiser, in that order.
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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

    but, not downstairs.
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    A duck's quack doesn't echo,

    and no one knows why.
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
    be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles
    resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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    Richard Millhouse Nixon

    was the first U.S. president whose name contains all�the letters from the word� "criminal."
    (who thinks up this stuff???)
    The second?
    William Jefferson Clinton

    (Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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    And the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
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    Now You Know Everything. Of Importance That Is.
    Future Detective of The S.P.D
    Pride Integrity Gratitude

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    huh. Imagine that.
    And Shepards we shall be,
    for thee, My Lord, for thee,
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy Command.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls will it ever be.
    In Nomine Patris, Et Filli, Et Spiritus Sancti.

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    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

    but, not downstairs.
    It can be done, but they don't much like it.
    PEARLS MELT

    IN VINEGAR!
    Minnows and Mountain Dew yield similar results.
    (minnow bucket broke )

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    i feel so enlightned
    "Be Polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lostralian View Post
    You think you know everything?


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    No piece of paper can be folded in half

    more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
    I'll admit I tried that one at work one day. Took the biggest piece I could find... it's really true...
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    You burn more calories sleeping

    than you do watching television.
    Thanks to biology, I knew that one (try keeping track of literally every calorie burned for two weeks.... not fun)
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    Apples, not caffeine,

    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
    Caffeine gives you that jump start, but tears you down further after some time.
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    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
    be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles
    resulting from the flush.

    (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
    That's why I used to keep my toothbrush in my bedroom. Ick!
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    And the best for last.....

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.
    (I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
    Sure do
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    Now You Know Everything. Of Importance That Is.
    Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
    ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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    Thanks for that, I will sleep so well tonight......and kick myself for not posting it first!!! LOL

 

 

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