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    What have you seen written on the toilet door??

    On the ceiling above the toilet seat.

    Your sh** must feel real good if your looking up here.

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    You are at a 45 degree angle.


    This inscription was located in the bottom front corner of the stall, in small enough print that you had to bend over to read it.

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    Don't eat the white mint.

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    Written on the left wall:

    *TOILET TENNIS*
    look right



    Written on the right wall:

    look left


    This could keep you going for awhile!

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    here I sit all broken hearted
    tried to sh** but only farted
    then one day I took a chance
    tried to fart and sh** my pants

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    Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

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    Written in a red sharpie:

    "God is Dead" - Fred


    Written in a black sharpie:

    Fred is Dead,....GOD!

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    OSHA regulation 42-2 : All t**ds over 6 inches must be hand lowered.

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    Don't discriminate, Hobbits are people too.

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    Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherf***er.

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    Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal. They get all wet and soggy and then they are hard to light.

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    Before you condemn a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
    That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, at least you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Before you condemn a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
    That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, at least you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
    One of my favorites. How big was this toilet door?

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    The one I remember (besides all the ones like "For a good time call Shirley", etc) is:

    Eat shit and Die
    (big brown smudge) <<=== My shit


    Ewwww - Gross. It was at a truck stop.

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    (='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your
    (")_(") signature to help him gain world domination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEB View Post
    One of my favorites. How big was this toilet door?
    LOL, we all don't write in 5 inch letters with crayons!!!

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    One of my favorites ~

    Beware gay limbo dancers

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    Do you take notes or photographs when you see toilet stall graffiti? I remember some seeing some funny graffiti in toilet stalls, but can't reproduce it verbatim from memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Do you take notes or photographs when you see toilet stall graffiti? I remember some seeing some funny graffiti in toilet stalls, but can't reproduce it verbatim from memory.
    Some things are funny and stick, like poop I guess.

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    This was in a nasty outhouse near where I surf in Halfmoon Bay here in Cali. It read

    I was taking a piss and my dick got bit, so I'm just gonna turn around and take a shit
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    "Don't look down"
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