What have you seen written on the toilet door??

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:14 AM

On the ceiling above the toilet seat.

Your sh** must feel real good if your looking up here.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:15 AM

You are at a 45 degree angle.

This inscription was located in the bottom front corner of the stall, in small enough print that you had to bend over to read it.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:17 AM

Don't eat the white mint.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:17 AM

Written on the left wall:

*TOILET TENNIS*
look right

Written on the right wall:

look left

This could keep you going for awhile!

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:18 AM

here I sit all broken hearted
tried to sh** but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and sh** my pants

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:19 AM

Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:20 AM

Written in a red sharpie:

"God is Dead" - Fred

Written in a black sharpie:

Fred is Dead,....GOD!

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:21 AM

OSHA regulation 42-2 : All t**ds over 6 inches must be hand lowered.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:23 AM

Don't discriminate, Hobbits are people too.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:24 AM

Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherf***er.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:25 AM

Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal. They get all wet and soggy and then they are hard to light.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 02:26 AM

Before you condemn a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, at least you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

**BEB** · 06-20-07, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Wombat650

Before you condemn a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he doesn't like what you have to say, at least you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

One of my favorites. How big was this toilet door?

**TXCharlie** · 06-20-07, 03:34 AM

The one I remember (besides all the ones like "For a good time call Shirley", etc) is:

Eat shit and Die
(big brown smudge) <<=== My shit

Ewwww - Gross. It was at a truck stop.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by BEB

One of my favorites. How big was this toilet door?

LOL, we all don't write in 5 inch letters with crayons!!!

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 03:40 AM

One of my favorites ~

Beware gay limbo dancers

**Jenna** · 06-20-07, 07:09 AM

Do you take notes or photographs when you see toilet stall graffiti? I remember some seeing some funny graffiti in toilet stalls, but can't reproduce it verbatim from memory.

**Tony** · 06-20-07, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Jenna

Do you take notes or photographs when you see toilet stall graffiti? I remember some seeing some funny graffiti in toilet stalls, but can't reproduce it verbatim from memory.

Some things are funny and stick, like poop I guess.

**The Lostralian** · 06-23-07, 02:19 PM

This was in a nasty outhouse near where I surf in Halfmoon Bay here in Cali. It read

I was taking a piss and my dick got bit, so I'm just gonna turn around and take a shit