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Some funny signs
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist
On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
Plumber: We repair what your husband fixed
or English is not the native tongue ~
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
Have you seen a sign that made you think or chuckle??
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funny signs
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