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    Some funny signs

    At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.

    At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

    At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.

    At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

    At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist

    On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.

    Plumber: We repair what your husband fixed


    or English is not the native tongue ~

    Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

    Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

    Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

    Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

    Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.


    Have you seen a sign that made you think or chuckle??

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    Did conalabu actually manage a Burger King before he became a LEO???

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    funny signs



    Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

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