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    HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK*

    *HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK**


    1. Open a new folder on your computer.

    2. Name it "George W Bush"

    3. Send it to the trash.

    4. Empty the trash.

    5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W Bush?"

    6. Firmly Click "Yes."

    7. Feel better.


    PS: Tomorrow we'll do Cheney!

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    Then can we do Hillary?


    Then maybe Pelosi?

    Hey, how's about a Jesse Jackass day?

    And of course Sharpton will have to have his day.


    Dayum, this could turn into a long term project.


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    thers a problem.....my trash can says Michael Moore is too big of a file (LARDASS) to fit.....
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc_Holliday View Post
    thers a problem.....my trash can says Michael Moore is too big of a file (LARDASS) to fit.....
    *LMAO*

 

 

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