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    TOP TEN SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU

    1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
    2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
    3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
    4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
    5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
    6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
    7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
    8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
    9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
    10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
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    Sounds like the voice of experience talking there...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

    Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
    - Lovelace

    The opinions expressed by this poster are wholly his own, and should never be construed to even remotely be in representation of his employer, its agencies or assigns. In fact, they probably fail to be in alignment with the opinions of any rational human being.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
    2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
    3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
    4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
    5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
    6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
    7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
    8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
    9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
    10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.
    Sorry, no one else knew how to tell you how he really felt about you... so we had this list made... you understand don't you?

 

 

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