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06-24-07, 07:46 PM #1
TOP TEN SIGNS THE POLICE CHIEF DOESN'T LIKE YOU
1) He refers to you as "our mascot."
2) Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.
3) Your locker is also the broom closet.
4) The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."
5) He sends you on drug raids - alone.
6) He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.
7) He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.
8) You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.
9) He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.
10) He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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06-24-07, 07:49 PM #2
Sounds like the voice of experience talking there...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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06-24-07, 07:59 PM #3Corporal
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