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06-25-07, 05:04 AM #1
The sex frog
A young blonde, goes to her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet.
As she looks about the shop, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says:
"Sex Frogs! Only £20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her flat, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to follow its training!
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet shop."
So, she calls the pet shop.
The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says,
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
06-25-07, 06:46 AM #2
I'm off to gather a bunch of frogs!"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
06-25-07, 07:13 AM #3
06-25-07, 08:22 AM #4Just because your sign off after you're shift is done, doesn't mean that it's over and put blinders on. You're a cop 24/7 wether you like it or not. If thats something you can't handle, you should find a new line of work!
06-25-07, 09:24 AM #5
And they say it tastes like chicken?????To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
06-25-07, 09:46 AM #6
06-25-07, 10:23 AM #7
haYEAH, IM THE BERRIES, AND CHERRIES IN YOUR REAR VIEW MIRROR.
Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
Eat it, Play with it, or piss on it, and walk away!
As smart as man is, we haven't been able to invent a machine that can smell drugs or tell us where a person has walked,” Dogs are sophisticated investigative tools!
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