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    150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator - Alan Pinkerton for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service.
    Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.
    Now we have the " Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black outfits with jackets saying across their backs: F. A. T. A. S. S.

    The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land Security Section known as: Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S.

    I feel safer already

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    Do those guys practice forced rear entry drills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wombat650 View Post
    Do those guys practice forced rear entry drills?

    haha

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Wombat650 again.

 

 

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