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01-24-06, 10:13 AM #1
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.
They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In
case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm
bullet fired from my gun."
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that
means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh .. did I mention! on that I am the shift
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not
to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether
you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife
gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have
quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal
friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post
and the best one . .
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? ......
You're right, we don't. ... Sign here."
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