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    Joke of the Day!

    A man was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.
    The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

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    YOU IDIOT -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

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    OK, How about this one:

    A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
    The cop asked, "What's he like?"

    The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."

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    Wait, I have a kid?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEB View Post
    Wait, I have a kid?!
    and all dads are the same??

 

 

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