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  1. 06-26-07, 08:47 AM #1
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    I thought everything was BIGGER in TX

    True Story from Houston Medical Center

    A man went to the hospital to have
    his wedding ring cut off his penis.According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.I don't know what's worse:

    1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married

    2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis

    3)Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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    Unless he has big fingers, that is kind of sad. Wow and I thought I had problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    Unless he has big fingers, that is kind of sad. .....
    That's REAL sad!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beans View Post
    Unless he has big fingers, that is kind of sad. Wow and I thought I had problems.

    Whoa...I never thought about that
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