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    sneaking up on your man

    FW: sneaking up on your man

    It's nasty but focus on the moral of the story!

    When WOMEN sneak up on their Man

    A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a

    terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
    being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
    going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his
    good time to be spoiled by not going.

    So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping

    soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still
    early, decided to go to the party.

    In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought

    he would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
    he was not with him.

    She put on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon
    spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
    every nice chick he cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little
    kiss there.

    His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
    left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.

    She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

    After some more to drink he finally whispered a little proposition in
    her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a
    quickie in the back seat.

    Just before unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her
    costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
    would make up for his outrageous behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
    time he had.

    "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
    not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
    there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
    spare room and played poker all evening."

    "You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing
    poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
    replied, actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad. Apparently he
    had a whale of a time. He told me he got lucky with a hottie in a
    Goldilocks outfit"

    Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!

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