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07-07-07, 08:04 AM #1
The Aussie Love Story, like Romeo & Juliet
Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:
"G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
"Shazza", he says, "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too."
and drives off.
07-07-07, 08:24 AM #2
Not surprising, if the alternative is to try to give her baby up for adoption at the advice of her psychic only to have her plane crash on the way to the adoption, forcing her to deliver her baby on a polar-bear infested tropical island run by mad scientists who like to kidnap pregnant women....
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07-07-07, 10:32 AM #5
lol well it was sort of funny to me
in a really off sick way
We dallied under
Vine maples and sapling alders
Searched for lady slippers
Found blackberry riots and
An old skid road
Brought ghost ferns and
Hollows filled with
While waves wrapped
Intricate lacings of weeds
'Round mule spinners
His cyanotic eyes
Were hard enough to make
The sun turn tail and
Tender enough to attract me
To his world of illusion
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