The Aussie Love Story, like Romeo & Juliet

[Tony]

Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:

"G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says, "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too."

and drives off.

[Jenna]

Not surprising, if the alternative is to try to give her baby up for adoption at the advice of her psychic only to have her plane crash on the way to the adoption, forcing her to deliver her baby on a polar-bear infested tropical island run by mad scientists who like to kidnap pregnant women....

[BEB]

Not surprising, if the alternative is to try to give her baby up for adoption at the advice of her psychic only to have her plane crash on the way to the adoption, forcing her to deliver her baby on a polar-bear infested tropical island run by mad scientists who like to kidnap pregnant women....

[Tony]

And so you should hang your head in shame!!!

[gozling]

lol well it was sort of funny to me
in a really off sick way