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    The Aussie Love Story, like Romeo & Juliet

    Daryl is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

    Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"

    Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says:

    "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".

    Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

    "Shazza", he says, "Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too."

    and drives off.

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    Not surprising, if the alternative is to try to give her baby up for adoption at the advice of her psychic only to have her plane crash on the way to the adoption, forcing her to deliver her baby on a polar-bear infested tropical island run by mad scientists who like to kidnap pregnant women....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenna View Post
    Not surprising, if the alternative is to try to give her baby up for adoption at the advice of her psychic only to have her plane crash on the way to the adoption, forcing her to deliver her baby on a polar-bear infested tropical island run by mad scientists who like to kidnap pregnant women....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BEB View Post
    And so you should hang your head in shame!!!

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    lol well it was sort of funny to me
    in a really off sick way
    http://www.allpoetry.com/Grunts%20Girl

    We dallied under
    Vine maples and sapling alders
    Searched for lady slippers
    But instead
    Found blackberry riots and
    Desiccated branches

    An old skid road
    Brought ghost ferns and
    Hollows filled with
    Skunk cabbage
    While waves wrapped
    Intricate lacings of weeds
    'Round mule spinners

    His cyanotic eyes
    Were hard enough to make
    The sun turn tail and
    Tender enough to attract me
    To his world of illusion

 

 

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