Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.The first boy leans over and
asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second boy says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a
little nervous.

"The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up
they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze.

"The second boy then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first boy says, "A circumcision."

The second boy replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done
when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"