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07-09-07, 04:29 AM #1
The phone rings at the Parish 911, and the new girl answers her first call exactly as trained.
“Emergency services, this is Marie what is the nature of your emergency?”
A very exited out of breath voice on the other end yells MARIE! DIS HERE IS BOUDREAUX! ME AND OLD MAN JOHN BEEN A SQUIRREL HUNTIN DOWN BY DA BAYOU! JIST NOW, OLD MAN JOHN, HE DROP HIS GUN, HE GRAB HIS CHESS, AND HE FALL DOWN! HE FLOP AROUND A BIT, BUT NOW HE REAL STILL! MARIE, I TINK HE DEAD! I GRAB MY CELL PHONE AND CALL YOU! WHAT I DO NOW?
Marie replied using her most calming voice just as she had been trained to do. Mr Boudreax, calm down you have done the right thing. We have handled these types of things many times before. Now this sounds like a possible heart attack with the victim dead. Now Sheriff Thibodeaux has made up a list of things to in this situation. You and I will work our way though the list and everything will be alright. Are you with me Mr. Boudreaux?
Yes, Ok! replied a still anxious Boudreaux
Good, now the first thing on our list is to make sure the victim is dead…that means
But Marie got no further. She heard the phone it the ground, a metal clacking sound and a loud BOOM!
Her ears were still ringing when Boudreaux got back on the phone.
OK! NOW WHAT?! Boudreaux askedDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
07-09-07, 04:38 AM #2*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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07-09-07, 04:57 AM #3
This sounds like southern Illinois to me!
07-12-07, 02:14 AM #4
07-12-07, 02:17 AM #5"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
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07-12-07, 09:57 PM #6
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07-13-07, 06:05 AM #9
lol gotta love boudreaux and thibodeaux jokes-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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07-13-07, 06:32 AM #10
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