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    Boudreaux

    The phone rings at the Parish 911, and the new girl answers her first call exactly as trained.
    “Emergency services, this is Marie what is the nature of your emergency?”
    A very exited out of breath voice on the other end yells MARIE! DIS HERE IS BOUDREAUX! ME AND OLD MAN JOHN BEEN A SQUIRREL HUNTIN DOWN BY DA BAYOU! JIST NOW, OLD MAN JOHN, HE DROP HIS GUN, HE GRAB HIS CHESS, AND HE FALL DOWN! HE FLOP AROUND A BIT, BUT NOW HE REAL STILL! MARIE, I TINK HE DEAD! I GRAB MY CELL PHONE AND CALL YOU! WHAT I DO NOW?
    Marie replied using her most calming voice just as she had been trained to do. Mr Boudreax, calm down you have done the right thing. We have handled these types of things many times before. Now this sounds like a possible heart attack with the victim dead. Now Sheriff Thibodeaux has made up a list of things to in this situation. You and I will work our way though the list and everything will be alright. Are you with me Mr. Boudreaux?
    Yes, Ok! replied a still anxious Boudreaux
    Good, now the first thing on our list is to make sure the victim is dead…that means
    But Marie got no further. She heard the phone it the ground, a metal clacking sound and a loud BOOM!
    Her ears were still ringing when Boudreaux got back on the phone.
    OK! NOW WHAT?! Boudreaux asked
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcsdscott View Post
    This sounds like southern Illinois to me!
    Like Pope or Hardin County or further north?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    Like Pope or Hardin County or further north?
    I'd say the whole thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewisipso View Post
    The phone rings at the Parish 911, and the new girl answers her first call exactly as trained.
    “Emergency services, this is Marie what is the nature of your emergency?”
    A very exited out of breath voice on the other end yells MARIE! DIS HERE IS BOUDREAUX! ME AND OLD MAN JOHN BEEN A SQUIRREL HUNTIN DOWN BY DA BAYOU! JIST NOW, OLD MAN JOHN, HE DROP HIS GUN, HE GRAB HIS CHESS, AND HE FALL DOWN! HE FLOP AROUND A BIT, BUT NOW HE REAL STILL! MARIE, I TINK HE DEAD! I GRAB MY CELL PHONE AND CALL YOU! WHAT I DO NOW?
    Marie replied using her most calming voice just as she had been trained to do. Mr Boudreax, calm down you have done the right thing. We have handled these types of things many times before. Now this sounds like a possible heart attack with the victim dead. Now Sheriff Thibodeaux has made up a list of things to in this situation. You and I will work our way though the list and everything will be alright. Are you with me Mr. Boudreaux?
    Yes, Ok! replied a still anxious Boudreaux
    Good, now the first thing on our list is to make sure the victim is dead…that means
    But Marie got no further. She heard the phone it the ground, a metal clacking sound and a loud BOOM!
    Her ears were still ringing when Boudreaux got back on the phone.
    OK! NOW WHAT?! Boudreaux asked
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