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07-12-07, 08:43 AM #1
Confusious say---What do you say??
We have all heard what Confusious say, so let's hear what input you have.
Here we go:
"he who is throwing dirt is loosing ground"
"man who run behind car get exhausted"
Carry onTo be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
07-12-07, 08:46 AM #2
Man who bury stiff in long grass no necessary undertaker.
Man walking through airport door sideways going to Bangkok
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
07-12-07, 08:50 AM #3
"Woman who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town."
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
07-12-07, 08:59 AM #4
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
Study the past if you would define the future.
I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.
07-12-07, 09:04 AM #5
They belong in the QUOTE thread, just as these do ~
If, when you look into your own heart, you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about, what is there to fear?
The nobler man first practices what he preaches and afterward preaches according to his practice.
I will not grieve that men do not know me; I will grieve that I do not know men.
What you do not wish done to yourself, do not do to others.
07-12-07, 10:59 AM #6
Man who fall asleep with itch ass, wake up with smelly fingers.
Man who abuses his cattle, is beating his meat.
07-12-07, 05:12 PM #7
"Person who stand on toilet, high on pot"To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
07-12-07, 05:20 PM #8
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organTo be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
07-12-07, 05:22 PM #9
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Elevator smell different to midget.To be a good Law Enforcement Officer you MUST know the law!
07-12-07, 05:22 PM #10
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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07-12-07, 09:47 PM #11
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
Choose The Right. When you're doing whats right, then you have nothing to worry about.
Not a LEO
In memory of Sgt. Howard K. Stevenson 1965 - 2005. Ceres Police Dept.
In memory of Robert N. Panos 1955 - 2008 Ceres Police Dept.
07-12-07, 09:57 PM #12
07-12-07, 09:59 PM #13
I'm Just confusedDon't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
You can't avoid gossip & rude words from
people. You can't please everybody. But remember, they wouldn't bother if you meant nothing.
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A PINT OF SWEAT SAVES A GALLON OF BLOOD ~ PATTON
07-12-07, 10:09 PM #14
Confucius say, gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls
-squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
-man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
-man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
-foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
-man who sits on stool smells like shit
-man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands
-man who put cock on stove, have hot rod"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours!"
" A Society That Wages A War Against Its' Police, Had Better Learn To Make Friends With Its' Criminals."
07-12-07, 10:13 PM #15
Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it aliveDo not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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